Archive for January, 2007

31
Jan
07

I’m Bond

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?”

MR Bond: “My name is Bond” ………..continuing in his inimitable style,“……James Bond.” 

Then Bond asks: “And you?”

Telugu Guy: ” My name is Rao… 

Siva Rao… 

Samba Siva Rao… 

Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 


Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… ….
 

and it went on 

Since, then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply replies “James Bond” 😦

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29
Jan
07

Muslim World

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Hussain (AS)

tum nahee rahay,

tumara ghar nahee raha,

per tumaray baad zalimo ka koi dar nahee raha

                                                                                (Iftekhar Arif)                 

24
Jan
07

LUV actually…

I eat TV and watched the food; I baked books and studied the cakes; I switched off the bed and slept on the fan….this is how crazy I get when I miss you…

17
Jan
07

Techno Threat

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17
Jan
07

Memorable Quotes from the movie ‘The Depaprted’

Frank Costello: When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the  church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference? 
 

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Oliver Queenan: Do you have any idea what we do in our department?
Billy Costigan: As a matter of fact, I do. I…
Dignam: Let’s say you have no idea, zero, none. If you had an idea about we do we wouldn’t be good at what we do now would we? We would be cunts, you callin’ us cunts?

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Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy

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Colin Sullivan: Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me.
Billy Costigan: I am gonna fucking kill you.
[Elevator door opens and Billy is shot in the head]

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[Watching Costigan beat up the Providence gangsters, destroying his store in the process]
Pakistani Proprietor: What’s wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!

14
Jan
07

BLAUGH !!

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13
Jan
07

Life is a Sitcom – Series

Hi Folks,

I’ll be sharing with you a series of events that are directly or otherwise related to me and made me realize the fact that Life is actually a sitcom. I am sure that you have already read; 

1)Lost in Translation

2)Bank it like Beckham 

and i hope you have enjoyed them as much as i have while experiencing them.




R O N I N

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