Archive for February, 2007

27
Feb
07

John Lennon (9 October 1940– 8 December 1980)

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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. 

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.  

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliché that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that’s his problem. Love and peace are eternal. 

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23
Feb
07

Freedom is Slavery

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 US marines taking a rest in Khulf-e-Rashideen mosque in Felluja, Iraq

20
Feb
07

Enuff !

It’s only February and yet another bomb blast in the year ’07. The first series reflected the so called sectarian violence. In which one sect was repeatedly targeted by the radicals. But this time it was slight different. This time the state is being embattled here. Brave men of the state and I am talking about the police performed their duties remarkably. They stood right in between the death toll and the terrorists like a goalie saving the penalty kick.  

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 Samjhota or Agreement (in English) was the name given to the train service which is in news these days because of the unfortunate incident that took place yesterday. Indian police famous for its efficiency blamed some radical Muslim Organistaion. They have also arrested some people including the family members of the dead, Muslim of course. For sure no government would like to see dead neighbors on their own soil. But one can easily see clear security and management lapse on their behalf,  half of the passengers were burned to death as the doors were locked form the outside (“ for security reasons”). 

 Well, we are completely depending on New Delhi now. Maybe they come up with some results. As we have more terrorists attacks to worry about (God forbid). One thing for sure there is no place for Afghanis in  Pakistan. Muslim or not they are responsible for more than half of the terrorist acts in the country.

17
Feb
07

Kink Kong

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Its really fuuny to see how some ppl are so stereo-typical of their zodiac signs. Especially when it comes to everyday life. Now look at some typical reactions from the following zodiacs after they just had SEX. heh..

 

Aries – I’m hungry

 

Taurus – Let’s do it again !

 

Gemini – This position sux lets try a different one :P…..

or

what was ur friends number?

 

Cancer – Let’s get married

 

Leo – Wasn’t I fantastic?

 

Virgo – i need to wash the bedsheet…. :s

 

Libra – I liked it if you liked it ?

 

Scorpio – Perhaps i should untie you….hmmm

 

Sagitarius – Don’t call me i will call you !

 

Capricorn -Do you have a business card?

 

Aquraius – Now let’s try without clothes !

 

Pisces –  What was your name again?

12
Feb
07

Happy Valentines Day

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12
Feb
07

My name is…

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Once upon a time in the suburbs of  Karachi a young man was enjoying his morning by watching some morning show on the tele. To add to his displeasure the telephone in his room started to vibrate and producing funny noises.   

Tring !!  Tring !! 

Tring !! Tring !!

Voice:                         Hello. Asslam alequm !!

Young man:                 Yello! Wasalam.

Voice:                          Well…this is Asim and I am calling from Aga Khan Higher Secondary School (AKHSS). [The voice sounded very official and grave.]

Young man:     Okay. So? 

Voice:              Mr. Ammar Yasir who is in section [after a half minute delay] 1-K has been absent for about a week now. This is unacceptable. In our high school…[interrupted!!]

Young man:      Who are you again?

Voice:              This is Asim. I am in charge of the administration here.[the voice mouthed more arrogantly. He continued...]                                               

As I was saying Mr.Ammar has not been attending classes for almost a week. This act is unacceptable at our High School. We are very strict when it comes to discipline. [The voice went on and on and on] .                                                     

We are providing the best education possible at high school level. This can never be achieved if the discipline is violated like this…..[and on].

Young man:      [Yawn!] 

Voice:              Now look at USA and other western countries they are so demanding when it comes to attendance… [And the voice went on and on…]  

 Young man:      hmm..what was you name again? [in a sleepy tone]

 Voice:               As i told you before, I am Asim form AKHSS!! [in a agitated way]

Young man:      Yeah! Yeah! But what do you want form me. [he demanded][The voice struggled to conceal the rage behind his accent. He took a pause than mouthed]   

Voice:              Does Ammar Yasir live here?

Young man:      umm..No!

Voice:              What ?! what the hell you mean by no.

Young man:    By no I meant; he doesn’t live here.

Voice:              WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HE DOESN’T LIVE HERE. WHY DIDN’T  YOU TELL ME THAT ON THE FIRST PLACE? :@:@:@:@:

Young man:      I would have, if you would have put an end to your whining. You were going on and on and on.

Voice:              aaaargh….MORON!

[Bang!! Someone on the other side might have hammered the receiver on the telephone set. ]

Young man:      muhahhahaha….

[The Young man placed the receiver on the telephone set. He was laughing his heart out. The thought of it was making him laugh out loud. He was about to role on the floor laughing. Than all of  a sudden his mum entered the room and enquiered.]

  Mommy:           Ammar who was that?

Young man:      No one mom. It was some wrong number.

And thereafter the silence and peace of the  city Karachi is still  haunted  by the  schemes of an evil young man.]     

06
Feb
07

‘Chill Pill ‘

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