Hospitals and clinics; I find them the most boring places to visit on the planet. I know one have to be there for three obvious reasons. #1 you’re a patient, #2 you are visiting the patient #3 you just work there. One might ask why I find them boring my answer to you is that you sound like a Leo because your question qualifies you to be one. As; no normal men on the planet would enjoy going to hospital or marriages (women do enjoy marriages). Marriages ?! Yes, they are the worst parties ever. All the hot girls are moms of the children they are carrying in their hands and your dad make you sit with bunch of old people. As far as hospitals are concerned there is nothing like hot nurses or female doctors in the real world. So, Screw you! ‘Grey’s Anatomy.’ If you personally know me you are aware of the fact that I am a lazy ass and things such as doctor appointments are still set by my folks. So was this appointment with an eye specialist few years back. My dad accompanied me to this clinic for the same reason; routine eye check.
8:00 pm Some guy behind the counter greets us with a fake grin and handed me a token; that says I was 78.
8:01 pm Me: What’s the number of the current patient visiting the doc?
Some guy: 15
8:20 pm My dad is reading the news paper and I am staring at the token.
8:25 pm I am still staring at the token.
8:27 pm I flipped the toke upside down and was looking at the possibility that I could see the doctor before my prearranged tie.
8:30 pm Disappointed. 8L doesn’t make any number.
8:31 pm I decided to look at other patients and make up their stories. 8:32 pm Some fat guy. He fined the chair too small for his ass. 8:33 pm A Pathaan. He find picking his nose in public very normal. I don’t : P…yuck!!
8:35 pm Some uncle; he hates his wife and somebody has forced him to sit on the chair. Probably gave him a tight slap on his face.
8:37 pm Some aunty; uncles wife probably. Now I know why she hates her.
8:40 pm The guy behind the counter announces number 27.
Me: aaargh….. :@
8:45 pm Another auntie walks in and what my eyes are seeing she’s accompanied by her teenage daughter.
Me: Yippee: D
Now, I want to share something with the guys out there. I call it ‘Rule number 1’; it’s from my book on how to make your moves on the ladies. Why I call it the rule #1 cuz it’s my move no.1 and it never fails except of this one time. Ladies please don’t feel offended I am sure you maintain your own book of moves and it surely must be thicker than ours. I looked at her and gave her the feeling that I haven’t seen such a pretty face in ages. I didn’t move my eyes off her for an endless fifty five seconds. Then the fun part began. hehehe * evil grin*
8:47 pm She sat with her mum right in front of me.
8:48 pm She preferred not to look at me directly. I was the first one to make the move so she appeared to be proud. How typical of girls.
8:51 pm I was ignoring her.
8:52 pm still ignoring her.
8:53 pm out of curiosity she looked at me but I insisted on not looking at her.
9:00 pm I picked up some magazine and from time to time I use to look at her. She was now looking directly towards me. She was half puzzled and half agitated. Hot girls don’t get this kind of attitude this often.
9:15 pm Rule no#1 was a success as she tried all she could do to get my attention, from bursting bubble gum balloons to brushing her locks in the clinic. Seriously who does that?
9:20 pm I decided to give her a friendly gesture. Perhaps a smile, I just checked on my dad if he is still busy reading the paper. But what the hell he was looking at me with meaningful eyes.
Duh! Even a blind person can realize what was going on. My dad is aware of the fact that I am never up to any good.
9:45 The girl appeared quite annoyed maybe she felt some what insulted.
10:00 My dad was still interested to what bad I was up to.
Moral of the story I was able to successfully carry out the first half of the plan but chickened out of it in the last half because I don’t find picking up girls with your dad around cool. The evening didn’t go as non eventful as I have predicted. The girl was hot but her car was hotter than her. I learned that on my way back to my place. If I knew that before I would have taken the inevitable risk