03
Mar
07

Reality Bites

 

 

 

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You don’t need a Rocket Scientist to understand relationships. Because, Rocket Scientists are not smart enough when it comes to issues like relationships/marriages etc. I beg your pardon?! We are talking about hardcore brainiacs here. These guys are so freaking smart that they can calculate things in seconds that will take four guys like you just to figure that thing out in your entire lifetime. But why not relationship, is it harder than Mathematics or any other nerdy science that nerd ppl actually came up with in these years. Answer Yes!

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Lemme tell you how things work here. If a smart person was smarter enough and in many cases physically attractive enough to get a hottie or someone from his own league. Than why on earth he would spend hours and hours to figure out space, global warming and other boring crap. Even if he is lucky enuff to get a gurl she wont allow him do things he use to do in his rocket science days. She will ‘train’ him to be a better person.

Is it that hard to carry on a relationship? I think it’s easy if you are honest. 

 

WRONG !!

Lemme tell you again how actually things work in the real world. In the real world(honestly); Honesty is just a flop policy. Tell a gurl you really love her and she will give a damn. Tell her otherwise and she will be all over you. If your gurl asks you ‘Is she fat?’ don’t you tell her the truth or how her fat ass reminds you of a ‘sack containing wet clothes’. Tell her what she wants to hear and never, I repeat never tell her the truth that she can’t digest. No matter how small the size of the truth is don’t be Mr.Nice guy. Nice guys always finish last in every race. Nice guys don’t get chicks, nice guys if they are nerdy enuff end up being a rocket scientist. A rocket scientist can send man on the moon but can’t tell his love interest that her beauty is equivalent to the beauty of the full moon. He just can’t tell her the sweet lie that can help him but a bona fide truth that might kill him in the long run.

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14 Responses to “Reality Bites”


  1. March 3, 2007 at 7:42 am

    Lolz!! Nice one!! Man! But dont you think gurls shud be open enough to face the truth, hell, I would love this sort of attitude on a chick:

    Me: “Hey you’re fat!”
    Chick: “So? I dont giv a damn…”

    or

    Me: “Hey..I was sayin…” (*interrupted*)
    Chick: “SHUT UP!”

    :p

  2. March 3, 2007 at 7:45 am

    … and yeah i kinda go along with the idea. sometimes hiding truth and not revealing it till *EVEN MORE APPROPRIATE* time comes becomes important.

  3. March 3, 2007 at 8:06 am

    @simz

    there is nuffin as appropiate time.

    dont tell the truth when it can kill you. 🙂

  4. March 3, 2007 at 8:06 am

    dn judge me ppl…i dont run no shit in this world 😛

  5. 5 lubz
    March 3, 2007 at 8:18 am

    i’m not sure whether i agree with your ‘flop policy’

    acc. to my girly point of view, ‘chick’ may feel all nice and fine if unexpected dose of flattery is lavished on her but not always… she wont trust a guy opinion if he is too full of praises for her…everybody likes an honest answer..well, not everytime but sometimes it do more good to relationship than what flattery can do

    As far as ‘trainig’ guy according to her merit…any smart girl knows that its the surest fool proof way to make a guy repulse her and run away…and it may seem hard to beleive but there are few smart girls still left on this earth who may be willing to accept a person for who he really is…Mr.Nice guy or not!

  6. March 3, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    its almost impossible to carry out a relationship…. rockets are much more predictable and easier to control than wives

  7. March 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    hahah…

    well said 🙂

  8. March 3, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    @ lubz

    1) so u kinna agree that men shd tell wat women want to hear? perhaps something more rationale. eh?

    2)but the training process goes on and on non-stop. we help em and try tobe ‘ better’ as per requirement but the process neva stops.

  9. March 3, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Its a proven fact that men of science are pathetic in managing relationships. They are better off in not marrying rather than wasting the like of a girl 😛

  10. 10 lubz
    March 4, 2007 at 7:14 am

    lolz!
    Rational?! i would love to hear a guy saying, ‘you’re fat’, in most rational way possible to a girl. yup ur right! i ‘kinda’ agree..
    As far as training process is concerned… nobody gonna stop anyone if they like to be trained by some other person..

    p.s: blue&white pic in ur post is cool!

  11. March 5, 2007 at 4:58 am

    nobody fancy tobe ‘trained’ here. trust me !!

    and

    wat? u jst liked the pic in ‘green n white’ ??!

  12. 12 lubz
    March 7, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    just wanna say thanku:)
    coz this post of urs helped me getting a central idea for my university’s literary performance
    if the show goes hit…than applause 2 u!

  13. March 7, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    hmm….

    really? fill in the detailz? wat is it all about?

    inshallah it’l go well.

  14. 14 lubz
    March 14, 2007 at 1:54 am

    i had full intentions to tell u all about it yesterday but was so tired that never got the energy to upload the script. however im gonna upload the script today.
    As far as the performance part.it was appreciated a lot:)


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