Let’s talk about something controversial, let’s talk about the UK sailor dispute.
Q) The one they were whining about on the BBC?
Ans: Yes, the one they like to whine about on the TV news all the time.
Q) Are the Iranians torturing those poor souls to death?
Ans: No, apparently they are in a good shape. Feeding them well, providing them with clothes and basic necessities.
Q) Equivalent to the prisoners being held at Abu-Garib.
Ans: Hell no. Prisoners in that jail were having all the kinky fun. I think Mozlemz won’t allow that to happen under their roof.
Q) Oh… how boring? Hehehe
Ans: Yes, Indeed.
Q) I heard; the Lady sailor was forced to wear a scarf on her head. Was she? How preposterous!!
Ans: Couldn’t agree more dear. I wonder what Jack Straw has to say on this.
Q) He must be outraged as well. But I was wondering what on earth British Navy was doing in Iranian sea?
Ans) Well, some say that it wasn’t Iranian sea but Iraqi sea.
Q) What they were doing on Iraqi sea?
Ans: Guarding it you brainless, what else do you think.
Q) Pardon me old friend. But what made Iranians believe that we’ll do any harm to them?
Ans: Well I don’t know. They think that USA and allies are gathering around Iran to attack the damn country. Huh! Those suspicious freaks 😛
Q) Are they? What if they are correct? What if they are planning something?
Ans: Why on earth than you are putting all these stupid questions to me. Who am I Oracle from the movie ‘The Matrix’ or Annaconda Lisa Rice.
Q) Anna Conda Lisa Rice??! Hahaha good one 😀
Ans: Yeah I know.
Q) So what is the latest progress?
Ans) Well, the bloody Iranians are forcing them to write political letters; trying to make USA and Allies look bad in front of the world.
Q) As in that ever worked?
Ans: Exactly 😛
Q) So what is going to come from all this bedlam?
Ans: Remember what happened to Lebanon, when Hezbollah captured two Israeli soldiers.
Q) Yeah. By the way, what happen to them?
Ans: God knows better.
Q) Are we gradually heading towards the third world war?
Ans: Now that’s my friend is the ultimate question. My answer to you is; might is bloody right. The thing is in the real world, the bad guy always gets away with almost everything. In the real world the bad guy never looses 🙂