This one time …. – Speechless

The adventures of Asim and Ammar are no less interesting than ‘Jai and Veeru’s’ (from sholay; bollywood). These adventures are not only comical, dramatic, thoughtful but it also has action, tragedy and romance.


Really??! 😛


Nah!  Just bluffing 

  Both aMmar and aSim are so different in nature but are similar in so many ways that one can only be surprised. They always like to whine about everything but there are times in life that even pricks like ‘em remain simply speechless. 

 Like this one time… at some ice cream parlor……


aSim: ‘Hey man check out tmy new NOKIA set!! 🙂


aMmAr: Sweet! [VERY LOUD exclamation] …. Look at the black casing! The colors… the ring tones… awesome man !! 

aSim: yeah man.. Keep it low…plz!


aMmAr: [continued with a high pitch voice] hey nice camera result man…. look at these effects.

              [he continued…..]


After 2 minutes… 

  Some weird looking guy from the next table: ‘ I don’t want no trouble, gimme
ur cell phone smart ass!!’

  aMmAr: aSim?! Shall I ?? 

 aSim: [speechless] 

[after 5 mins…]


aMmar: it was a nice set. 

 aSim: [speechless] 

[after 4 mins]

 aMmAr:  this ice cream does not taste so good. What flavor do you have? 

aSim: [speechless]


[after 2 mins..]

aMmar: I think we should call it a day. What do you say? 

aSim: [speechless]

[in the car… after 10 mins of silence]


aMmAr: It was your new mobile phone rite ??!


aSim: [Speechless]


aMmAr: what happened to the last one?


aSim: It was snatched.[in a grave voice]

aMmAr: aha…ok good. I mean good bye.


9 Responses to “This one time …. – Speechless”

  1. May 27, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Is it a real story?

  2. May 28, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    By Asim you mean Simz? Syed Asim Imtiaz?

    Ooh so sad to know that 😦 , Man still cellphone snatching game is going on? I thought its over. I was planning to change my cellphone but Now I won’t.

  3. May 28, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    abay dhakkan!!
    its a story that dates back 2-3 years from today……. mention that.. i am getting sympathy SMSes and calls…..

  4. May 28, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    really simz? … I told this to Vikash and you know what he replied? he said “Yes, Asim was telling about this few days back while he had FYP presentation”… 😛

  5. May 29, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    @ pr3rna

    anythng that files under the ‘ life is a sitcom’ category is non-fictional. wat made u ask diss question?

    @ simz

    ppl just alwaz like to shw sympathy to ya for some unknwn reason 😉 😛

    @ oM

    wat are u talkin abt 😛

  6. May 30, 2007 at 10:30 am

    @ Ammar:

    Well it has been months since I heard any snatching story so that is why I asked 😛

  7. June 1, 2007 at 9:35 am

    @ oM

    u seems to be dossappointed ma friend 😛

  8. June 1, 2007 at 11:31 am

    I asked this question because I don’t want to believe these incidents happen. I am an escapist.

  9. June 1, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    @ Ammar:

    Yes, It seems like I am disappointed with the performance of those street criminals 🙂 😛

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