Life is such a bitch…

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please”. The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside and, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog’s mouth.

The butcher is so impressed, and since it’s about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. Then the dog shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver’s seat looking outside waiting for the bus stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop. It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door.

As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. “What in heaven’s name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!” to which the Guy responds: “You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog’s forgotten his key.”

*Moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlooker’s expectations but shall always fall short of the boss’ expectations.
It’s dog’s life after all……… *


8 Responses to “Life is such a bitch…”

  1. June 14, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Couldn’t agree more. It is very difficult to please men in power.

  2. 2 lubz
    June 14, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    A delightful reading
    Me too pr3rna, couldn’t agree more to it….

  3. June 14, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    I like the Moral of the story 🙂

  4. June 16, 2007 at 11:17 am

    @ oM , Pr3rna n Lubz

    tx for ur visit n precious comments

  5. 5 nitin
    July 17, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    I just stopped by this post which is worth appreciating..and found some familiar ppl comments


    //It is very difficult to please men in power.

    Do you have a experience of both male and female boss? I didnt so i cant comment on the female boss..for me a boss is a boss…

    I get such dose daily but frm my clients ,not frm my boss 🙂

  6. July 18, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    tx for ur visit n views nitin

    i guess pr3rna will answer ur query.. sooner thn later

  7. July 20, 2007 at 9:06 am

    I have the experience of a male boss Nitin and it was very difficult pleasing him. The reason being he is a very capable man and he expects the same standards from everybody.

  8. 8 nitin
    July 20, 2007 at 10:15 am

    hmmm… u mean most men dont get strict wid women but this guy was a honest,impartial man.. cool we need such bosses…

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