You know you’re in Karachi when…





10. The only foreigners you see on the street are either Afghanis or Bengalis.

9. You know where Khayaban-e- something is but have no idea what Khayaban means.

8. The most fun thing to do is to eat out at some restaurant.

7. You get to see the new Tom Cruise’s film even before Tom Cruise.

6. You entitle a lady (age ranging from 15 to 25) a BACHEE (a very young girl).

5. Everyone has a gun and I mean every one.

4. You come home after a hectic day and there is no electricity. You wake up in the morning and realize that there is still no electricity.

3. Your school/college/university gets closed when it rains.

2. When you are driving its never your fault.

1. Your city is no Paris but its definitely better than Paris.

12 Responses to “You know you’re in Karachi when…”

  1. August 12, 2007 at 9:44 am

    All lines are new. Ammar beside all these above mention “facts” don’t u love ur city???

  2. August 12, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Number 7, 3 and 2 are very funny.

  3. 3 lubz
    August 12, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Oh yeah, its DEFINATELY better than Paris!!

  4. 4 Rajiv
    August 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    never been to Karachi so I’ll just have to belive you.

    i’m surprised by 5 and 1!

  5. August 12, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    I am glad pr3rna that you found em funny… I was under this impression tht i lost ma sense of humor 😛

    Hassan n Lubz tx for ur comments

  6. August 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    Thank you Shariq n Rajiv for ur comments n welcome to RONIN

  7. August 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    No way! how can u loose ur sense of humor? writers can’t

  8. August 13, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    But thn I am not a professional writer.

  9. 10 Ahsan Zawar
    August 13, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    good word dude…I love My Karachi

    the gun one cud be a misleading one …lol

  10. April 8, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    can i paste this pic on my site while mentioning its originally taken from ur site?

  11. 12 maha adil
    September 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    lolzzzz, all da lines are super cool and correct also,

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