The Weather Man


Ring Ring !!
Ring Ring !!

Shabz: Hello?
aMmAr: Dude!

Shabz: What?
aMmAr: Dhaba (cheap tea shop) in 15 mins

Shabz: No
aMmAr: why?

Shabz: the rain clouds
aMmAr: what about em?

Shabz: They are not in a good mood.
aMmAr: wtf are you talking about?

Shabz: Its going to rain man!
aMmAr: Says who?

Shabz: The guy on PTV
aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?

Shabz: Yes!
aMmAr: Screw him!! who watches PTV anyway 😛

aMmAr: So are you coming?
Shabz: hmmm….two letters………N O

aMmAr: Screw you !!

Hangs up the phone…………


Ring Ring !!
Ring Ring !!

aMmAr: Yello?!
Shabz: Dude!

aMmAr: What?
Shabz: Dhaba (cheap tea shop) in 15 mins

aMmAr: Man its raining outside…
Shabz: It was rainging man… you are such a sissy boy 😛 and besides its not going to rain now.

aMmAr: Says who?
Shabz: The guy on PTV..

aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?
Shabz: Yes

aMmAr: Screw him!! who watches PTV anyway 😛

After 15 mins… Under some shelter

aMmAr: Its fucking raining man !
Shabz: I can see that..

After 1 hour 15 mins… Under the same shelter

Shabz: It seems the rain aint going to stop?!
aMmAr: I can see that…

Shabz: Screw the weather man!!
aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?

Shabz: Yes

20 Responses to “The Weather Man”

  1. August 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    So you guys were under the shelter and not in the rain because ……?

  2. August 22, 2007 at 6:13 pm


    Eh, now watcha say … about me having the rickshaw stopped … 10 minutes away from home …. and that too *DURING* the rain ….. and then the stroll back home.

  3. August 22, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    come to think of it… did you enjoy the Tea?

    And hey it just occurred to me… wats up with you being at a Pathan’s dhaba in a romantic rainy season anyway? Couldnt you think of something else? I mean you’re supposed to be out to some place cooler with someone…errhh….atleast better then folks at a pathan’s dhaba….


  4. August 22, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Oh Oh OH .. and i remember the time.. we going over for a breakfast at a dhaba… on a nice pleasant morning and a fairly pleasant weather .. and just as the delicious breakfast was being served.. it got so damn sunny that the tea never got cold………..

    so to sum up… unpleasant but memorable incidents have happened with ammar (w.r.t. dhabas). :p

    neway.. wats up man.. wat’re u upto these days? long time no see!?

  5. August 22, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    loook whose back on RONIN Mr. Asim…wasap man … im f9 just busy with stuff 😛

    Its been a while I added something on this category. The rain came down hard on the day mentioned in this post but nothing incomparison to that day after shopping.

    See everything related to me and dhaba or pathaans 😛 has numerous funny stories to share 😀

    and if u knw i hate rain 😛 its a very non romantic thng on earth !!

  6. August 22, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    @ Taimoor

    rain sucks dude….ghar mai pani ata hai 😛

    atleast merey

  7. 7 lubz
    August 23, 2007 at 7:46 am

    Glad to see ur humour side back after a long long while!

  8. August 23, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    So you noticed the absence 🙂

  9. 9 lubz
    August 24, 2007 at 5:09 am

    Yeah i noticed!
    Infact was about to comment on it as well in a day or two..for a while i thoughht we are switching places..you being serious and your posts getting darker while my own post becoming light-hearted day by day…
    Though i enjoy reading your serious posts as well but do keep your razor sharp with intact 🙂

  10. August 24, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    hmm I quite agree with your observations..but I am mostly writing about current affairs and politics which becomes quite boring at times. But i would like to see something dark from you as well but that does not include death wishes 😉

  11. August 25, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Ammar has rediscovered humour:)

  12. August 26, 2007 at 11:34 am


    Hmm… Pr3rna you sound cynical 🙂

  13. August 26, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    Actually Ammar I have always liked your fun posts. I always like to see people enjoying life. Unfortunately there is so much happening in the world, it is really difficult to be immune to all this sadness. Keep smiling 🙂 🙂

  14. August 27, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    thanks 🙂

    very kind of you

  15. August 30, 2007 at 4:26 am

    One can expect more from two morons, anyway.

  16. August 30, 2007 at 9:14 am

    Oops. That ought to be, as many of you may have already figure out, “cannot” and not “can”.

  17. September 1, 2007 at 12:10 am

    Mr. Smarty Pants Ayaz,

    I have another story where two morons have a date in rush hour 😛

    *duzzit ring a bell*

  18. September 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Shut up, bitch!


  19. September 2, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Hey, this one is awesome. I have watched PTV few times in India. It used to show some good, well not that good but watchable, theater kind of shows. Its long time back. Anyways, the conversation is superb. 😛

  20. September 2, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    @ Ayaz

    lolz 😀

    @ Bayard


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