Shabz: Do you know what’s the new Nazim of Karachi (mayor) has promised?
aMmAr: Hmmm… No
Shabz: To make the city Dess-ent 😛
aMmAr: Dess-ent ? :S
Shabz: Yes 🙂
aMmAr: What does that mean?
Shabz: I tried to look into the dictionary but failed to find the word “Dess-ent”
aMmAr: I am sure he meant decent 😛
Shabz: So it took you five minutes to figure that out, you idiot 😛 But he said all his efforts will be to make Karachi a Dess-ent city.
aMmAr: Ok ..
Shabz: According to him; He will the improve the standard of living and quality of education so that when a karachiite will wakeup in the morning he can tell himself “Man I am living in a dess-ent city.”
aMmAr: Hmm..man; the guy is quite emotional about it … heh 😛
Shabz: Yeh! I saw some tears in his eyes when he uttered those words.
After few months the new Nazim Mustafa Kamal drilled or hollowed the whole city out. The overly populated city of Karachi faced worst traffic jams as there were hardly any alternative routes available for those exhumed roads. People panicked but the city government ensured that these measures are taken for the construction of new highways, fly over and bridges and above all to make our life style dess-ent.
aMmAr: dude they burrowed the whole city.
Shabz: I know..
aMmAr: How can you start several numbers of projects all at same time.
Shabz: One word my friend… Dess-ent!
aMmAr: Shut the f*** up man…one should name him Mustafa Khudaaal (miner) instead of Mustafa Kamal.
aMmAr: Yeah whatever…
Within two years to everyone’s surprise the city government actually was able to complete majority of the projects on time. But as we all know that every week 3oo cars contribute to the city’s traffic. So the traffic jam situation became worse then ever. But some people were very happy of the city government. Like my friend O. I would like to inform you that O is a Behari and Beharis in Karachi distinctively contribute a lot to the Jokes and Gag industry like Pathaans, Sardars and Memons (Gujrati). Yes we humans are racists and love to make racial comments. But that’s not the point here; the point is that O can’t get over the fact that he is a Behari like any other Behari in Karachi. How typical 😛
O: man you know what!?
aMmAr: Now what?!
O: You know the Nazim Mustafa Kamal.
O: he is a Behari aswell 🙂 [..He uttered those words very proudly]
Shabz: So that includes another great Behari in the long list.
aMmAr: Get over it Obaid. The list is too small in comparison with my great UP (Utter Pradesh) list. [My parents are from UP]
O: Shut the f*** up. I have Laloo Parsaad, Shehker Suman, Manoj Bajpai, The Buddha and George Orwell.
aMmAr: George Orwell was an English man and I am not having this conversation again.
O: go check out wikipedia man he was born in Behar 😛
aMmAr: Screw you and your list. You know who the greatest Behari of all time is.
O: Mrs. Laloo Parsaad ?!
aMmAr: Wrong answer. The correct answer is ‘I don’t give a shit 😛 ‘
As the elections are getting near the city government is trying to strengthen its popularity among the people and by starting new projects all over the city once again. But this time things are getting a little too difficult.
The other day when I was surfing on the internet; all of a sudden a network unplugged sign appeared on my screen. I called my cable guy to enquire what the hell just happened and he told me that the authorities are planning to construct something and they literally chopped of all the poles from the ground. As result the fiber cable (rest in peace) is lying on the road like a poor Iraqi and I am trying to collect it asap.
I called shabz to inquire if he was facing the same problem…
aMmAr: dude they chopped off my cable.
aMmAr: the authority. The whole area is like Afghanistan.
aMmAr: No internet man :@ I’ll die
This morning my poor cousins crash into our house, because the authorities chopped their electrical poles off as well and there won’t be any electricity for another day. Remind you they live in a highly secured and comparatively sophisticated area ie ASKARI-IV. Not to forget the bridge that collapsed yesterday. I know the city govt. is trying to make our life decent but in order to make one thing better tearing down the rest of the infrastructure is not understandable. One can only hope that things don’t get any worse in the near future. As in the past we have seen that it rains rite after they drill something up