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Dec
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Irony

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Can you recall the instant when you saw a couple that hold this particular attribute; some stunning-looking gorgeous woman with a short heightened, bald guy who also carries an accentuated tummy?  

Now if you have ever been to Pakistan then I am afraid you have seen more than a few couples that hold such resemblance. I have little or no issues with men of such appearances; trust me but when you see this guy with a real hottie you ask yourself, the how, the when, the who, the what? 😛 In other words you ask yourself  that how the fuck did that happen’  I know you people are nodding in endorsement  😛 we all have asked this question to our self quite a few times in our lives. One can’t help it; we all are bunch of judgmental freaks.   

We all inquire our logic; all the left brained, the right-brained and with little or no brains (Mullas). But we all fail to answer this fundamental question that how the hell she ended up with him. Now being a proud member of the Men community 😛 I am aware of the fact that no matter how unappealing we appear in front of the mirror we all are under this false impression, ie we stand a chance with every hot girl in the town. No I am not exaggerating and which means your 10 year old cousin believes that he has a chance with Jessica Alba. Like your Uncle Sam once had this funny feeling that Julia Roberts will have no issues settling down with a guy who lives in Gulshan-e-Iqbal, Karachi. Its not Noting Hill uncle Sam 😛 !! 

 Now we men aren’t the only one that takes pleasure in day dreaming. I bear in mind the time when Imran-opposition-Khan decided to utter ‘I do!’ with a 21 year old Jemima Khan. News papers boiled with the grievances of both national and international celebs who thought they had a shot with the ex Pakistani skipper. But quite usually hot women realize and settle down with average Joes for “justifiable reasons”, now those reasons comes with Quad-e-Azam Muhamemd Ali Jinnahs pic in the backdrop. You can do your mathematics if you don’t live in Pakistan.  

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 Money can’t buy happiness (the most pathetic cliché ever) but it can buy diamonds and diamonds are women’s best friend (remember that). So everything equated to money in the end, how foreseeable 😛  Pakistani politicians looted the country with the slogan of Roti Kapra Makaan ( Bread, Cloth, House) I think they should come out of the closet and present a new slogan to the people of this country which is Get rich or die trying !!

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9 Responses to “Irony”


  1. December 1, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Do you realize that that picuture of Catherine Zita Johns is distracting enough to keep dudes from understanding even a bit of what you have written after that? And hey, im on your blogroll, never noticed that before.

  2. December 1, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I don’t know about other International celebs but there was one Ms Jeenat Aman in India linked with Imran Khan.
    One reason why good looking women end up with average looking guys is that they don’t feel insecure about him.

  3. December 1, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Generally men and women go after security and adventure. Beauty is related to adventure as much as money is related to security. Men like adventure more than security while women think the opposite. In real life they both end up in compromise….or lies 😀

  4. December 1, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    @ Taimoor

    Hmmm dats really stupid of me 😛 but I cant be cruel enough to remove the pic now or can I?

    Did you know Micheal Douglas is even older thn Katherine Zita Jones father!!?

    @ Prerna

    Imran’s sisters and late mother forbid him to marry the beauty queen of the 70’s.

    That means women are far more insecure when it comes to love and relationships?

    @Zios

    hmmm, you sound quite experienced 😉

    nice to hear your view point on this

  5. December 2, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    its all about luck! no matter how hard u try u end up wd sum1 u nver evn hv thought of dis is life unfortunately n u cnt change it.

  6. December 2, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    A rich or a successful man = stability.

    Diamonds – they’re an extra bonus!

  7. 7 Ahsan Zawar
    December 2, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    well i still love catherine jeta jones….i will get douglas out of my way someday…lol

  8. December 3, 2007 at 6:09 am

    @rabia

    i agree.

    @Sumera

    thank you for your comments

    @Ahsan

    lolz 😀

  9. October 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    When I use my search engine to look for blogs to read yours has come up several times on different categories. That just made me want to read it more, I can see why. It is excellent. Keep up the awesome work.


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